Thursday, March 10, 2011

My fellow countrymen

We are standing here today, gathered as a mass, for no reason but for ourselves. The media will deem us selfish, revolutionary, or even terrorists, but that is only because they are scared. They are scared of us.
They are scared of the power we have. Every day we get our message out, every day we breathe and think, we grow in power. We are a rock, and the rest of the people are Sisyphus. They will try, oh yes they will try! They will try to stop us, by rolling us up the hill, hoping to keep us at the to[. But no! Everytime, we will simply tumble down, stronger gaining momentum! There is nothing that can stop us. Anytime they try to stop us, realize this: we are an unstoppable! We are Batman and Robin, inseparable and unbeatable as long as we stay together!
Ladies and gentleman, that is what we must do! We must stick together like putty and glue! Like wood and wood glue! Like tape and itself when it accidentally folds!
This way, we can be the rolling rock, the large mack truck, a river of never ceasing water.
We need the right, you see. They are trying to suppress our right to have assemblies! Suppress our right to make bad comparisons! Absolute nonsense! We must fight! They also want to stop our right to ask rhetorical questions. Who are they to stop what we do? Who are they to make decisions for ourselves?
Men and women, children and the elderly, hear my call- hear our call. We need the right to misuse cliches in speeches, because without that right, who knows what else we could lose? We would be lost like fish in a barrel. And no one wants to be that last man standing.

Thank you.

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